PORTRAIT

"If you have no great expectations, you´re not going to be disappointed."
  • A CHAIN-SMOKER.

  • SHY AND HOME-LOVING.

  • VEHEMENTLY OPPOSED TO BOTH ARTIFICIAL BIRTH CONTROL AND ABORTION.

  • MESSY.

  • LOYAL FRIEND.

  • A DEVOUT CATHOLIC. VERY VERY CONSERVATIVE: LATIN MASSES AND SO ON.

  • A STRONG SUPPORTER OF ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE.

  • AMBITIOUS AND OBSTINATED.

  • A TERRIBLE PRANKSTER.

  • HIS HERO IS HIS FATHER.

  • HIS LUCKY NUMBER IS 168.

  • A TYPICAL FATHER.

  • HIS IDOLS ARE THE THREE STOOGES.

  • HE LOVES PUCCINI´S OPERAS AND SMASHING PUMPKINS.

  • A COMPULSORY PAINTER OF MOUSTACHES.

  • HE HAS BEEN PORTRAYED AS SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC.

  • CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTOR.